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Crow Demotivational Poster


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning




ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




BRAINS -




POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.




WHERES WALDO? - I think someone ate him this time...




I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!


TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the ph**o, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.


QUEEN -




MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


THANKS RALPH -




SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.


TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am
Clever wordplay.


GERMANY -


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


This Generation -




YOU THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? - I JUST LEFT A DARN FORK IN THE MICROWAVE.




SPRING BREAK -


TAGS: beer spring break crowd
Rating: 2.5/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
Lets try 1933 instead.


BRUTAL...IN A SILENT WAY -


TAGS: crowd brutal hangman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 5:46 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome and Fav'd. 1 N and 5 vowels
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 11:36 am

will do...and sincerest thnx
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
5L, but i think this pic had a bit more promise to it. Let it marinate for a couple days RL and keep up the good work.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:28 am

ty fors
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:14 am
rofl


I LIKE MY SPACE -




Dear Mr. Crowe -


TAGS: noah flood movie wtf russell crowe
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 23, 2014, 12:59 pm
It was a Landmark theatre.. Hollywood Theatres does the same kind of thing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 11:52 am
Nice!
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 3:22 am
You'd have to join the Air Force to get a theatre membership...but on the plus side, for a few dollars more, if you hate the movie, you can hit the EJECT b***on conveniently placed on your armrest...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:43 am
Really? Awesome! What theater was this?
Airman - April 22, 2014, 3:13 pm
I only go if I want to see something on the big screen. I went with my son to see Rush, and it was a different setup. You could buy a regular ticket, or for $14 each, you got free unlimited popcorn and sodas. pay more and they bring food to your seat
Greeny - April 22, 2014, 12:31 pm
It used to cost over a hundred bucks to take the wife/kids to see a movie - hate to think what it'd cost nowadays...
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
I haven't seen it, and probably won't, but how far off can the get? Does everyone live happily ever after?
Haarakkon - April 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
I actually went and saw it. I didn't think it was bad at all, but one had to remain aware for most of it that it was a "Hollywoodization" of the familiar story.


WHISTLE AND A STICK... - You fed us a crow? Your not supposed to eat a crow, man! You just brought, some bad juju


TAGS: crowman
Rating: 3.67/5

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - What do you break the glass with?




SUCCESSFUL SHOPPING -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: nagging loud crowd love calm
Rating: 4.56/5

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GySgt1811 - January 9, 2011, 3:18 pm
"Free Angela Davis!" (With purchase of 10 gallons of gas, or more.)
Reality Lord - January 8, 2011, 8:54 pm

maybe he's just waiting for his turn to talk. (and waiting...and waiting)
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 7:29 pm
a hard man is good to find? Maybe I should have gone that route... Nahhhh, I like it as it stands.
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:54 pm
Well that makes for a good man.
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm
Love how he idly stands by her, Proud like, letting her belt it out lol Perfect! 5Loud speakers


GREAT SPORTS MOMENTS -


TAGS: baseball bat crowd
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:58 pm
Yay!


ZOMBIES OF OZ -


TAGS: scarecrow brain
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:17 pm
I grew up in the country, they kind of look like our old neighbours-- thanks for the memories RL.


PEDDLING FASTER - lord knows I would be!! I've seen that movie B4!


TAGS: the birds the crows alfred hitchkock
Rating: 3.5/5

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[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
DR. RUSAK I Presume. From the YO MAMMAS a HOE RUSAK's.


OLD AGE - You once were a queen with all the men at your feet Those days long gone You still may have a crown




CHINA - really, it not all THAT crowded.. really...




reality -




Just a Matter of Time -


TAGS: birds crows farmers pesticides attack
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:57 am
Whoever heard of an omnivore with a "slim selection of food"? They'll eat the pigeons first.
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:06 pm
How about the birds which eat insects until the grain is available? Pheasants, partridge, quail and such?
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Good'n, Hitchcrotch
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2014, 4:17 pm
Cool, thanks Priss. I keep forgetting about Shivers.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:38 pm
Crotchety...drop this over at shivers too! Gave me the heebie geebies cuz it's 5L real!


Eating Crow -




Poppin' Corn -




Thanksgiving -




Off Peak -




YOU CAN FEEL IT -




CROWD SURFING - burns almost as many calories as channel surfing!




bad fun -




Different -


TAGS: blend into crowd disappear
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:50 am
I like that word: coprolite. I'm always on the lookout for word I'm unfamiliar with. Another to add to my repertoire. :-D
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 5:48 pm
Intentionally did that for decades. I'm old enough now not to give a coprolite.


crows -


TAGS: as the crow flies
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:02 pm
I like the Ph**o


Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


ALL RIGHT -


TAGS: calming the crowd rerun
Rating: 4.67/5

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autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 11:51 pm
bahahahaha! 5Loving it's!


Galileo vs. The Inquisition -


TAGS: galileo apart from the crowd
Rating: 4.63/5

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BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:01 pm
It's not wrong for a reasonable person, but when the opposition has power and strength in numbers, it can be risky for your health. And the Inquisition was pretty short on humor. Barbecuing heretics was their idea of fun.
Greeny - June 17, 2013, 9:39 pm
What if he has a good point? It's wrong to interject a notion & lighten the mood all in one fell swoop?
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:28 pm
Well done...5L
lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:21 pm

Excellent!~


There was a time -


TAGS: microwave dinner retro
Rating: 4.57/5

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Airman - August 4, 2013, 10:39 pm
great.. now I have to go look for some Moths..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 10:31 pm
Moth races? Really? lol!
Greeny - August 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
The cook time sensor in my old microwave went on the fritz - couldn't enjoy holding Moth races anymore...
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
Neither do they. I imagine it's a canned program that comes with the package. And the originator of the edit program spent a bit of time in the joint….a young, rather soft, pubescent programmer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 4:54 pm
That's weird... I don't get understand censors.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:15 am
Silly me. Along with buhtter and buhtterfies, the word ‘s.u.c.k.i.n.g’ gets edited out. That really pisses me off...…wait.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:02 am
Mine just quit. Not getting another one. I have all these bags of microwave popcorn. Turns out they don’t need to be microwaved… if you just learn to sit there s****** the movie theater buhtter off
EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:22 am
Put it on a plate to raise it up half an inch.


SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -


TAGS: beach crowd rage tth eggplant
Rating: 4.55/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:45 am
ok...this is a brilliant moti
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm
Check it out, dude! Total h**tie in yellow!
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:14 pm
That's not waldo. That's spontaneous human combustion!
Anything - June 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
Waldo is near the top right.


LAST ONE BOYS - you know I make posters on Friday night


TAGS: the regular crowd shuffles in
Rating: 4.47/5

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GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
HA!! five furry fidos for you!, do you have any stories about tanks?


ALONE -




WHISKY BAGS -


TAGS: crown royal moooooo
Rating: 3.5/5

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brianjayy - March 11, 2011, 1:47 am
Yep...when I worked at the liquor store, I'd stock the Crown Royal on the shelf and every bag went into my pocket...
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:37 pm
I've seen urns of ashes put in these lol
Airman - March 9, 2011, 10:56 am
when I was in 3rd and 4th grade, we played a lot of marbles at recess, and I had 2 of these to carry mine in.
agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:24 am
Back in my day, Crown Royal bags were the urban wallet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
It's crown Royal....you don't get to question Crown Royal.
Cloudchaser - March 8, 2011, 10:58 pm
I question the quality of any product that uses fancy packaging. It seems like if a product were really of good quality, it would not need fancy packaging to make people want to buy it.
TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:07 pm
I used one of these for my camera.
Greeny - March 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
motifachievement!


Russell Crowe -




ALE - A.L.E. Always Leave Early I drink a LAGER or STOUT during the concert but.......




YOU'RE DARED -




NEW OLYMPIC EVENT - Synchronized Beaching!


TAGS: beach crowd
Rating: 2.55/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:00 pm
SWING............and a miss.


CROWD SURFING - Everyone can do it!




SCARECROWS - The only things on the planet worse off than blondes


TAGS: scarecrow blonde
Rating: 2.17/5

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Saint - August 19, 2008, 10:57 pm
f*** this is the worst one ever...EVER EVER EVER..christ


CROWBAR - It's in your face.


TAGS: crowbar
Rating: 2/5


THE WORLD IN HIS HANDS - Whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


TAGS: jesus crown throne earth world kingdom god
Rating: 1.96/5

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Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:00 am
Jesus saw his shadow last Easter. d***, there's another 2000 years of guilt...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
Pixel Jesus FTW..........Seriously Paul..How weak are you?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:52 am
And now I know why pauls so f***ed up!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 1:12 pm
Jesus is showing his age when he asks the ph**ographer to add that gauzy blur effect to hide his wrinkles.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 11:33 am
Jesus=Attis=mithra=horus=krishna all the same story and jesus is the youngest. Religious plagiarism Thats 2000 years old is still just fairytale nonsense.


THE CROWNING MOMENT - Sometimes the moment turns out to be one of those times you'd rather forget




Crowd -


TAGS: follow crowd asses swedish proverb
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 18, 2016, 6:57 am
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself


Ad -


TAGS: microwave surveilence kellyanne conway espionage wire***ping trump president
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 11:07 pm
Maybe you should go back to pit ovens lolol
mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:35 pm
According to 1 female on the internet, spycams are a standard feature on microwaves in The States! HAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother is watching you and your weird snacking habits!
Silverheart - March 15, 2017, 12:19 am

pop pop pop pop BOOOOMMM!
JesusWept - March 14, 2017, 6:21 am
It will NUKE the tarnation out of it XD
Silverheart - March 14, 2017, 12:46 am

But will it burn the tarnation out of my popcorn?


Crow -




Snack Time -


TAGS: trump conway microwave
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 21, 2017, 9:20 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - March 21, 2017, 2:38 am
Hilarious, UP yours


PLEASE CAW ME! -




That Overcrowded Feeling -


TAGS: b*** crowd annoying
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - May 23, 2016, 1:27 am
I believe we are looking at Mecca during the pilgrimage season.
EmilioDumphque - May 22, 2016, 3:17 am
Wow! Whoever the headliner is, he's got a lot of fans!


Social Annoyances -




cah cah -


TAGS: crows
Rating: 4.92/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 6:56 am
Well done a 5er
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 6:13 pm

hehe
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:47 pm
GROOOOAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! choke on coffee . . . Laugh so hard neighbor starts cussing me out . . . 5L!!!! bonus points for pissing off neighbor!!!!
Oldsod - April 27, 2015, 9:05 pm
Oh..my..Lord...5 groaning ravens, m'lud!


Dark Ponderings -


TAGS: sick ebola virus crowd
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2015, 3:48 pm
Oh, yeah. We have those unique individuals as well. Each Walmart comes with them.
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:31 pm
You could die laughing at all the 'people of Walmart' while you're at it! The one nearest me, is full of unique individuals with their own original way of dressing! LOL! 5L, You old cynic!


IMO -


TAGS: imo people names crowds response
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 4:06 pm
Thanks folks for all the votes. And steve, I'm a b*tch but I can see where that can be easily confused...teehee.
steve1961 - January 15, 2016, 2:32 pm
Actually, it's the people who don't think they are blank that are actually blankity blank. Just saying.
Bandit5906 - January 15, 2016, 2:08 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - January 15, 2016, 3:45 am
You nailed Misspriss A5er
JesusWept - January 14, 2016, 8:44 pm
I gotta try that. L L L L L


Illegal Drugs -




Hindsight -




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